SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY CHECKS IN ON YOU EVERY DAY
WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE PAY THOUSANDS FOR
PERSONALIZED AFFIRMATIONS
Not generic "you're worthy" garbage.
Bold, direct affirmations tailored to YOUR specific insecurities.
"That impostor syndrome? It means you're good enough to be in the room. Stop waiting for permission."
REAL COMPANIONSHIP
Someone who shows up. Every. Single. Day.
Lulu remembers:
- Your goals
- Your anxieties
- Your wins
- Your plans
It's like having a friend who actually texts back.
Except it's a call. Because you'll ignore a text.
AND ASKS IF YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
The accountability you want but won't admit.
"I'm gonna send that email this week"
Day 7: "Did you send the email?"
You can't say no forever. Knowing someone will ask changes everything.
Therapy: $600/month
Coach: $200/month
Accountability: $500/month
For all three
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
4,847 people stopped waiting to feel ready
STUPID SIMPLE PRICING
$1 A DAY
That's it. One dollar.
For daily affirmations, real companionship, and someone who asks if you did it.
Billed monthly at $30.
- ✓
Daily calls from Lulu
- ✓
Personalized to your actual life
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Remembers what you said yesterday
- ✓
Asks if you did the thing
- ✓
Cancel anytime
7 days free, then $1/day
First call from Lulu tomorrow
You spend more on coffee you don't finish.
GIFT THIS TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT
Send this to:
- •Your friend who apologizes for breathing (needs affirmations)
- •Your sibling who's lonely but won't admit it (needs companionship)
- •Your coworker who's been "planning" for 6 months (needs accountability)
- •Your ex (actually don't, they don't deserve this)
- •Yourself from last year (they needed all three)
Most popular: Gifted after breakups, before job interviews, and during 3am panic attacks.
P.S. - This is the most passive-aggressive way to tell someone they need more confidence AND follow-through. They'll thank you later (or hate you now, either works).
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
(From People Who Think Too Much)